🦴 SURVIVING THE MEAT FEAST: What’s Your Story?
Alright, Bro Pro Fam — Let’s talk battlefield survival.
What’s the most meat-drenched,
“where-am-I-and-how-did-I-get-here” event you’ve ever been to…
And how did you make it out alive, plant-powered and proud?
For me, it was an office potluck party back in the day.
Everyone knew I was vegan, and naturally…
they loved to roast me harder than the ribs they brought.
So I showed up with my secret weapon:
👨🍳 Homemade burgers,
my mom’s classic recipe,
but made with a unique TVP soy ground “meat.”
I told a few of the guys,
“Don’t worry, these aren’t vegan, they’re camel meat burgers.”
They were hyped. Loved 'em. Said they were the best burgers at the party.
Then I dropped the truth. 💣They turned green faster than my smoothie.
😂 People are so weird, man.
